别人都去撞南墙了心情美美哒说说,我去修南墙一定很赚钱。
everyoneelsehashitthesouthwall.imustmakealotofmoneytorepairthesouthwall.
化妆品对女人而言心情美美哒说说,是信心心情美美哒说说;对男人而言心情美美哒说说,是幻觉。
Cosmeticsareconfidenceforwomen;Formen,it'sanillusion.
诅咒欺负我们的人,吃面条时把鼻涕吃进去。
Curseourbulliesandeattheirsnotwhentheyeatnoodles.
生活看成像白面一样,其实不能做太多,否则面不够
Lifelookslikewhiteflour.infact,youcan'tdotoomuch,otherwisethefaceisnotenough
我讨厌的事实是,你说你想我,但你却什么都不做。
ihatethefactthatyousayyoumissme,butyoudon'tdoanything.
某日,白素贞放了个屁,许仙恍然大悟道心情美美哒说说:“娘子,莫非你是响尾蛇。”
oneday,LadywhiteSnakefarted,andXuXiansuddenlyrealized,"Lady,areyouarattlesnake?"
创新,就是把睡过两个月的床单拿起来抖抖,反过来再铺上。
innovationistopickupthesheetsthathavebeensleptfortwomonths,shakethem,andspreadtheminturn.
早知道找个女朋友这么难,我就定娃娃亲了。
ifihadknownitwassodifficulttofindagirlfriend,iwouldhavedecidedonyoungmarriage.
朋友圈发自拍不要太过分,我们可是见过面的。
Don'ttakeselfiestoomuchinthecircleoffriends,wehavemetbefore.
你愿意做我的太阳吗?那么请与我保持92955886.7公里。
wouldyouliketobemysun?thenpleasekeep92955886.7kilometerswithme.
幸亏长得丑,没有经历过你们撕心裂肺的爱恨情仇。
Fortunately,iamuglyandhaveneverexperiencedyourheart-rendingloveandhate.